Calling All Caucasians

So, I was perusing this website called boredatwork.com because I was bored at work (dot com), and I came across this wonderful site: Stuff White People Like

Shit is hysterical. Phia and I looked at it for hours and giggled our asses off. Buy the book. Impress your friends.

Oh, and don't forget about this classic: Black People Love Us

I love the interwebs. I can get on youtube while I'm at work, and in the course of an hour, watch videos about secret mormon underwear, police brutality, wacky car crashes, babies laughing, old people farting, conspiracy theorizing, and fat kids crying.

I can't really keep a single train of thought going in my head when I'm at work, so pardon my rambling. Or just deal with it.

Speaking of work, man, I don't know if I should start writing all the stories that come out of this place or allow you keep on feeling safe and secure when you're all snuggled up in your bed at night. I've never been shocked by anything anyone's said since starting here, but I'm sure at least a few of you aren't aware of the depravity that runs rampant in the streets. And houses. And work places. And parents' basements.

Now watch this innovative video.