Megahumans activate.

Get your damn sea salt ready. It's time to get illuminated.

So, I'm going into hippy phase again. Peace, love, and whatnot. Don't be scared. This happens sporadically. Maybe good ole Datta ain't bullshittin'. Maybe Grace Light is comin' my way.

Check this shit out: Flat screen TVs blamed for accelerating global warming
So much for all the "Green" talk. I always wonder if people really think that corporations take any of this seriously. It's a fad, people. A marketing ploy. Lizard people don't have to worry about global warming. It's time to start taking it to the streets, guys. So many Doobie Brothers can't be wrong.

Speaking of taking it to the streets, what the fuck is wrong with this country? I'd all but forgotten that there's a war going on. We are some lazy, apathetic mofos. I guess none of the protesting gets any media time. But Paris Hilton's roast beef vagina sure does.

Oh, I forgot! Hippy phase! I love you. and them. and those people. and that tree. Look at all the patterns....

This never gets old.