Idle Hands and Swollen Glands

So, there's a lull at work. Oh god, speaking of foreign words for genitalia, there's this Danish guy that calls in and wants the girls to say "lul" which means "penis" and "nurking" which stands for "fucking."

NURKING! Imagine that conversation:

Hamlet: Oh yah, you like dis lul? I put it in your bum-bum? Yah?

Girl: Um, oh yeah. I would like to rub your lul all over my, um, bum-bum.

Hamlet: Oh yah, now we nurking together! Yah? Nurking! Nurking! You can say nurking, yah?

Girl: Um, nurking. Oh oh oh, nurking, ooh ah ooh oh ah. Nurking. Nurk. Ing.

Hamlet: Oh yah, my lul, it is exploooooode!

I'm not sure why I picture the Swedish Chef when thinking of a Danish guy, but I'm American, so all that shit is lumped together somewhere near Bjork.

Whoa, do you think the Swedish Chef is circumcised? It's probably fairly easy to snip off foam foreskin.

"Forgin smorgin OOOOOOORGAN!"